Somewhere between waking up this morning, and deciding I needed 15 more minutes, I had a half dream that I was in a video game. It was a lame game, I was just myself in control of myself. Like the Sims. The only good thing that came from this boring little wisp of unconscious-ness was the idea for this blog post.
What If Video Games invaded real life? Sure, they invade my daily life simply by me allowing more time for games, than for cooking and other such nonsense, but how much fecal matter to be found in your pants when you open your window to find 8-bit space ships coming in hot for your location? I would indeed, crap my pants.
Maybe I wouldn’t loose the contents of my bowels, I would however, be SOL because I’m not sure Space Invaders can be defeated with a USB capable controller.
Okay, Okay, So maybe The Rapture won’t come from a pixelized UFO Invasion. It could come from a hiccup in the space time continuum caused by the many parallel Hyrule universes and the constant time jumping of Link.
Honestly, If video games DID start being real, I would think things would be more realistic. Scruffy Italian men ripping innocent drivers from their cars, Mario and Luigi carting around collecting red shells, and Zelda having a drink with Princess Peach in a small dive bar bickering over who has the most manly man of a man.
There is also a good video of Peach and Zelda laying the “getting caught on purpose” myth to rest. As true.
Weird or what?
-Kimmie out.
 Zelda Nail Set $25.00
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 LEGEND OF ZELDA Lin… $30.00
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 Zelda mouse pad $12.00
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 Link Nintendo 3DS C… $20.00
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 Shy Guy Iron On Pat… $8.00
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 Princess Peach with… $30.00
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 Wedding Cake Topper… $44.00
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 Bowser Pinata – MAD… $50.00
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 Space Invaders Insp… $5.00
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 Space Invaders Tie … $12.00
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 Space Invaders Dog … $16.00
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 Vinyl Wall Sticker … $35.90
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Thanks for posting about my 3DS cases. I’ve got a couple of new ones I’ll be posting up in the coming days so keep an eye out!
Cheers Ki