Well I’ll be darned. Unicorns do poop rainbows and stars! And it seems that My Little Ponies do as well. Melvin and I decided to join the My Little Pony craze and headed on over to Equestria to pick up a delicious recipe this week, and came home with a handful of poop. A handful of tasty, sugary, glittery poop! This one is for all of you bronies and pegasisters out there… we present to you: My Little Pony Poo (which tastes quite similar to sugar cookies)!
This amazing recipe is based off of this creative cook’s recipe over on instructables. You will need:
- 3/4 cup Crisco soft shortening
- 1 cup sugar
- 2 eggs
- 1/2 tsp vanilla
- 2 1/2 cup flour
- 1 tsp. baking powder
- 1 tsp salt
- star sprinkles
- sugar pearls
- silver cake decorating gel
- food coloring (rainbow colors)
Step 2: Separate the dough into different bowls according to how many different colors you would like. I made red, blue, green, yellow and purple.
Step 3: Drip a few drops of food coloring into each bowl and mix your dough until the color is spread throughout. You can use a spoon to do this… I used my hands at first and ended up with green hands, so I switched to a spoon.
Step 5: Roll your dough out into long snakes. A floured surface comes in very handy here. Place the different color dough snakes next to each other and smoosh them together a little. Keep going until all of your dough is rolled out.
Step 6: On an ungreased cookie sheet, take each dough snake and form it into poop. Be creative! Haha, I can’t explain how strange it is to write the word “poop” in a recipe.
Step 8: Take your pony poops out of the oven and pop your sugar pearls into them.
Step 9: Wait until your poops cool, and then squeeze the glitter gel onto them. You can use a paintbrush to spread the gel around, creating a gorgeous sheen on the pony poo.
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