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A new companion for Doctor Who!

23 Mar

new companionUnfortunately the Eleventh Doctor’s new companion will not be an Ood (I wasn’t the only one hoping for that, right?), but it looks like Producer Steven Moffat has not let us down.  Moffat has announced that the companion who will next be joining our eccentric Time Lord in the TARDIS is actress Jenna-Louise Coleman.

The change in companions is sure to cause some level of uncertainty, there is always some readjusting when we experience a new incarnation of the Doctor or a companion is left in a parallel universe.  But if you have any concerns that this new companion may not have any chemistry with the Eleventh Doctor, throw them aside.  Per BBC news, Coleman had an audition alongside Matt Smith which resulted in this reaction from Moffat: “It always seems impossible when you start casting these parts, but when we saw Matt and Jenna together, we knew we had our girl. She’s funny and clever and exactly mad enough to step on board the Tardis.” Continue reading 

Call of Cthulhu… or Bloop of Cthulhu?

15 Mar

awesome cthulhuWe all know and love the Cthulhu mythos, but is it really just a story?  The US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration detected a sound that may have you re-thinking your blatant disregard for The Old One.

In 1997, two unidentifable sounds were discovered in the Pacific Ocean.  One sound, coined “The Slowdown,” was detected at 15° South, 115° West in the Pacific.  This sound has been detected every year since 1997, and is most likely ice rubbing over land from Antarctica.  What does that mean for you?  You get to keep your sanity.

The other sound, coined “The Bloop,” was detected at 50° South, 100° West in the Pacific.  It is at an ultra-low frequency and extremely powerful, and has been ruled out from being a man-made or geological sound.  What does that mean for you?  You better hope this is just snoring.cthulhu bloop

But wait!  There’s more!  In 1999, another sound, “The Julia,” was detected at 15° South, 98° West in the Pacific Ocean.  This sound was 15 seconds long and loud.  Scientists are baffled as to what could have caused this sound.  Or maybe the  confusion is due to their minds momentarily picking up Cthulhu’s telepathic signal.

keep cthulhu

Now this is all well and good, there are sounds in the Pacific Ocean, okay, big deal.  R’lyeh is in the Atlantic Ocean, right?

Nope.  The amazing and brilliant H.P. Lovecraft gave us a location of our dear, soggy High Priest of the Old Ones.  And that location is 49° South, 128° West.  In the Pacific Ocean.

So as you go to sleep tonight, tucked away in your comfy little bed, nestled deep under your covers and blankets and soft pillows… try to ignore the creeping thought that possibly, possibly, in his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.  And snoring.

Prepare for the coming of the Old One with these madness-inducing items!


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Cthulhus in Love

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Cthulhu Needle Felt…

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No one can resist a good d**k joke.

18 Sep

I’m back from my week off and do I have something exciting to share with you.

Alec Balwin you so crazy

Last week it was announced that Ben and Jerry’s were going to release their new flavor of ice cream Schweddy Balls, and let me tell you boys and girls I was excited.  Schweddy Balls are based  on a famous Saturday Night Live sketch  featuring Alec Baldwin.  The skit implies that Peter Schweddy’s balls might be more then just a holiday rum ball.  Yes the whole situation is immature and anyone that thinks such a thing is a child, but darn it sometimes you gotta love a good dick joke.  I of course being above it all decided to take the best course of action and not only tell everyone I knew of the ice cream but call my local Ben and Jerry’s multiple times to find out when the ice cream in question is coming out.

no this isn't a prank call I just want ice cream

Good news everybody the ice cream came out Thursday and I being the writing professional that will jump into the danger zone for my loyal readers have tried Schweddy Balls.

So let me describe my encounter with Schweddy Balls and the heroic tale of love, passion, and the willpower to resist the urge to make vulgar statements the whole time.

After many uncomfortable calls to my local ice cream shop I find out Schweddy Balls are due to arrive Thursday.  I wait until Thursday afternoon so as not to look to eager and waltz into Ben and Jerry’s to retrieve said ice cream.I return home and partake of Schweddy Balls with a few close friends and my loving husband.  I then ask everyone their opinion and thoughts of Schweddy Balls.

"look Chard it's just ice cream, put your clothes back on"

Bet and I both are surprised Schweddy balls doesn’t have any cinnamon or other spices in the ice cream.  We both assumed it would have a traditional holiday spice to it.

Chard prefers the chocolate balls to the malt balls in the ice cream.

My husband reacts to the rum flavor and mentions the desert having a “kick”

Most everyone else didn’t have a strong opinion either way and were a little disappointed.

Out of everyone I seemed to like it the best and even mentioned having the ice cream again.

Overall the ice cream (rum flavored with chocolate and malt balls) seemed to merely be “ok” with the only strong agreement is not to take it to any church fuction.

So in conclusion what can be said for Schweddy Balls?  Is it that good of an ice cream or just a good excuse for me to let out my Inner Frat Boy?  I think we all know the answer.

‘Schweddy Balls’ by geekchicknits

To celebrate Ben and Jerrys Schweddy Balls that came out Thursday


Yummy Spiced Rum Balls

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Ice Cream Brownie Charm

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BOGO Best Rum Balls Ever

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Alan’s Favorite- Rum Bal…

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30 Rock Lemon & Donaghy

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Holiday Rum Balls

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Treasury tool by Red Row Studio.

Let’s call someone who cares.

4 Sep

Geeks love a lot of things; books, tv series, comic books, and of course technology.  So it comes as great interest to us that last week that the Federal Government started the process to halt the merger of AT&T and T Mobile.

If there is a guy working @ AT&T that wears all black and breathes funny, I'm going to geek out.

Over the last year AT&T has been trying to acquire T Mobile from Deutsche Telekom for an estimated $39 billion and up until last week the deal seemed to have been a go.  The merger did however have some people upset in the private sector but it was assumed the deal was going to take place no matter what.

"39 Billion dollars."

Then in a move that shocked everyone the US Government filed a lawsuit in hopes of stopping the deal.  By filing an Antitrust lawsuit the US Government is claiming that AT&T is breaking the law by trying to acquire T Mobile.  The funny thing is the Government had to bring charges against AT&T in the 80′s for the same thing.

if the 80's are back I'm in fashion!!!!

If this merger does not go through AT&T will owe T Mobile about $7 billion.  That is plenty of incentive for AT&T to try to get this deal back on track.

As of right now things are up in the air with no real answers from anyone, but as a geek it’s a good idea to see where this will lead and how it will effect the phone industry.

‘Cell Phone Party!’ by geekchicknits

To celebrate AT&T and T Mobile.


Android Robot

$15.00

iPhone or iPod Cozy

$15.00

iPod case Blue Butterfly – …

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Sweet Scottish Highlands Hai…

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New Android plush doll-white…

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T Mobile – 18 Handmade Beads

$3.25

1980′s AT&T Phone Lamp

$65.00

iPhone 4 Wooden Case for AT&…

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DROID (android phone mascot)…

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Treasury tool by Red Row Studio.

Let’s Kill Hitler!!

28 Aug

So Saturday night was the premiere of the new Dr Who.  It was awesome.  The one liners were good and it flowed nicely.  There was one part that bothered me but otherwise a good solid show.

So tonight I’ll be talking about my hopes and dreams for the new season, I will not be talking spoilers or anything else that might annoy those who haven’t seen the new episode.

How can you not make vulger jokes about size when you talk about the Tardis?

First I want more Mark Sheppard.  He is a Sci Fi God.  If there is a awesome show in the science fiction universe he’s going to be it.  From Serenity, Battlestar, Supernatural, and many others he always plays the most hardcore face melting character in the show.  Mark Shepard makes everything more exciting.  I bet even when he goes through the drive thru, a simple value meal turns into an epic battle against good and evil.

"I said, a diet coke."

Second I don’t want to see the Rory, Amy, and Dr. love triangle any more.  I get it.  Rory was jealous, Amy was confused, and the Dr was the Dr.  I think after spending hundreds of years waiting, Rory should be able to not have to worry about his relationship anymore.  So let’s just drop it.

I get it, we're all confused.

Third I want more Silence.  Those guys are creepy.  I love the look of them and I also love how they hide from people.  There is nothing scarier then not knowing the thing behind you is there and ready to attack.  They would have to be one of the top best villains to pop up in the last few years.  Not since the appearance of the Weeping Angels have I been so excited about a new Who monster.

I don't want that behind me.

Lastly I want to know everything about River Song.  I want to see if her and the Dr ever hooked up and who she killed.  I want to see her shoot first and ask questions later.  She needs her own spin off show.

"can I look any more awesome?"

So after seeing Saturdays show things are looking up for this season.  Once again I’m not going to spoil anything, but I will sleep well tonight with the knowledge that this season appears to be in good hands.


Dr Who The Silence t shirt s…

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Dalek Dr Who Perler Frame

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Womens Dr Who Dalek t shirt …

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Plush Dalek – Proceeds go to…

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Doctor Who – Ten and Eleven …

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Doctor Who Card This Card Is…

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TARDIS Inspired scarf

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Doctor Who 10th Doctor Neckl…

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Dr Who Inspired River Song P…

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Fancy Dress Dr Who

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Double Sided Don’t Blink…

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Dr Who fez with tardis

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I’m a Hufflepuff!!!

21 Aug

This week the Inter web got it’s first look at the new Pottermore website.  The official J.K.Rowling website that was launched in July for a limited number of members released screenshots and other infomation for those of us not lucky enough to already be in Pottermore.

This week also announced Warner Bros offering tickets to the set of the Harry Potter movies so we can all be part of this magical world.

While these two things might be wonderful for most Harry Potter fans, it fails to address the most important question posed in the Potter universe.  What the frak is a Hufflepuff?

Hufflepuff really?? I'm not even evil enough for Slytherin??

Yes, it’s time to bring to the light the dark secret of the Hufflepuff.  The school that even the Sorting Hat refers to as “the rest”.  A house so unloved their homeroom is in the basement, and the only Hufflepuff character in the Harry Potter books that did anything, died (Cedric Diggory).

I showed up just long enough to die

Look at the description of Hufflepuff and you will find words like hard working, loyal, team player, and other phrases one would use to make a kid feel better after they lost the big game.

Even the mascot is an embarrassment.   All the other houses have giant snakes and half lion magic creatures while they have a badger.  I’m not even sure the badger is even sitting up on the crest, and I’m still not sure a Hufflepuff is a badger.

No he is standing up....or more leaning against the name

Now don’t get me wrong, I know if I ever got the magic letter handed to me by an owl, when I entered the Great Hall that evil little sorting hat would just point over to me yelling “HUFFLEPUFF” without it even being put on my head.   I really like my cup of tea and I much rather “find” things then save the world, but do they have to be that sad?  Can’t Hufflepuffs be known for more then being lame?


Hufflepuff Don’t Care Ba…

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Harry Potter Inspired- Mini…

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Hufflepuff Earrings

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Muggle Born Toddler T-Shirt

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Madame Puddifoot’s Tea S…

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Small Hufflepuff Moleskine J…

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Harry Potter Spell – Mischie…

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Hufflepuff House Soap

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