Melvin has been working really hard on conquering his fear of “the outside world.” Spending too much time in front of the computer screen has given him a pretty unhealthy yellowish glow to his skin, and Mother has been really demanding lately. The sightings are rare… but we wanted to dedicate this page to the snapshots we have gathered from all of Melvin’s – above ground – adventures.
You too can help Melvin see things he never thought he would, slay monsters that he thought were well above his level range, and kiss maidens we -all- knew he couldn’t kiss. For a small toll, you can own your very own Melvin! There are stipulations though. If you take Melvin home with you, you have to send pictures of what Melvin mischief he is getting himself into. (You know, so Mother can keep dibs on her little snookums.)
I want to take Melvin swimming in the pool.. Holly get me a Melvin!! I have big plans for Melvin..
I want my Melvin to be able to stand on his own.. no hiked up leg, is that possible?
I love Melvin!
We love MELVIN TOO!!! Haha!
I want to crochet a Melvin.