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There and Back Again… Again

25 May

Hawaii 1

Normally you would see a comic book article this week. But for the past couple weeks I’ve been too busy staring at girls in bikinis like a creeper to read many comics. But since I had a fairly long travel time, I was able to read a few freebies thanks to an app called ComiXology. It’s an app for your phone and/or tablet that allows you to purchase and download a wide array of comics. They also have a number of free comics for download as well. Ninety percent of them are just number one issues to get your beak wet, but I hardly have any right to complain about something free. So here are my thoughts on the free samplings I enjoyed while on vacation.

Mom's Basement Comic Article about Hawaii Vacation by Bruce Osborne

Saga #1

Saga #1

You know what happens when a man swears an oath to never use his weapon again? He’ll end up using his weapon again. There is a one hundred percent guarantee of that. It’s like a universal law of physics or something. But aside from the small bit of obvious foreshadowing, this was a really great comic. It hodgepodges modern and classic literature into something that is ultimately new and very creative. Saga is one of the best first issues I’ve ever read and contains more than enough depth and complexity to build into a super great series. I’ll be sure to get the trade paperback next time I’m in the comic shop.

Guardians of the Galaxy: Infinite Comics

Guardians of the Galaxy - Infinite Comics

There are four of these digital exclusive comics that highlight a character from the guardians’ team. Drax, Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, and Groot each get a small side story that loosely ties in the main comic we have to pay money for. The comics themselves have mediocre writing and art, but they do use the idea of digital comics to create a more interesting experience. When you slide a panel, the frames use more of a stop motion animation technique instead of the panel by panel slideshow of a more traditional comic. It shows a creative way to introduce the idea of digital only comics and that they have a place in the future of the industry. So all we need now is a better story and art with a creative multi-issue story.

Fatale #1

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I’m actually ashamed that I haven’t read this comic before. It’s one of those I wanted to wait until the trade paperback came out, but just never got around to. But thanks to the ease of free digital comics, I was able to taste the first chapter. Fatale doesn’t disappoint in any way and Ed Brubaker’s noir style satisfies all of my fanboy needs. It’s fairly a typical Brubaker affair with heavy internal dialogue and deep characterization that feels so human you would swear that you could feel a pulse in the panels. However I should warn you that you shouldn’t read this one unless you’re old enough to be legal for everything except to run for President. Fatale is bloody intense, literally.

Mom's Basement Comic Article about Hawaii Vacation by Bruce Osborne

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Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Sherlock

23 May

Star Trek Into Darkness

Pop quiz hot shot. What is the most pretentious movie title in the history of cinema that didn’t even come close to living up to its expectations? Answer: “Star Trek Into Darkness.” I was confused as to the title choice when it was first announced, but figured it would make sense once I watched the feature. Now that I have seen J.J. Abrams’ second shot at the Star Trek franchise, I have to say that I am even more confused by the title than before. Darkness, real and metaphorical, isn’t even referenced in this movie. The title just comes off as a hipster’s attempt to market Star Trek. Or it’s just bad writing. Both explanations work.

However the title is probably the smallest problem this movie has. The directing is subpar from what we expect from Abrams, the writing is piss poor, and Zachary Quinto’s yelling of “Khannnn!!” makes William Shatner look like a great actor. Oh, in case you haven’t figured it out by the previous statement, the villain of this movie is Khan Noonien Singh. No spoiler warning for this reveal because it doesn’t deserve one. There was a great deal of misinformation spread around to keep the villain identity a secret, but they weren’t fooling anybody. Well, at least they weren’t fooling me. But bad marketing aside, they don’t make good use of Khan as a character. Sure Benedict Cumberbatch’s performance was hands down the single greatest part of this movie, but the bad writing doesn’t really do anything with it. Khan is inconsistent and his motives are more sympathetic than they should be. I was just never convinced he was the super intelligent threat he was supposed to be.

There are a few good things about this movie, but hardly enough to save it from the rental pile. The performances from all sides were nice. Peter Weller was the most interesting and his character was the only one I didn’t have at least a small problem with. The special effects, in both design and function, are splendid. The inclusion of Klingons was a good touch, but they are still the most under used aspect of the post-reboot Star Trek universe. And the movie has little bits of awesomeness sprinkled about with a better use of humor this time around. But everything good about this movie can’t save it from the overall lackluster emotional impact or the plot holes the size of the Mutara Nebula. Star Trek Into Darkness - Enterprise FallingEven the vengeance dialogue Khan recited in almost every single advertisement was cut out of the movie because it wouldn’t have fit among the lame motives the writers cooked up. Either that or I zoned out for a few minutes during the movie. Considering the continuing lack of interest I developed while watching this film, it’s entirely possible.

But despite all the good and bad this film has to offer, it still can’t surmount one huge problem. “Star Trek Into Darkness” isn’t really a Star Trek film. It is a Star Trek reference film. Instead of using the plot tools of the Trek universe to invent something new, this film has, and more often makes fun of, old Star Trek references. For example there is a part late in the movie with a dead tribble that is being used by McCoy for an experiment. Now, that tribble could have easily been replaced with a rat or a monkey, but a tribble was used for no better reason than because it’s a reference to an old Star Trek episode. It’s one thing for this movie to have a few references here and there for the fanboys, but the film’s script is operating under the belief that if five minutes go by without a senseless mention of pre-Picard Star Trek than you’re not doing it right. This film was created with the desire to please fans with in-jokes and tributes to the classic series instead of depth and characterization. If you take the bait you might actually have fun with this film. But if you’re like me, the only time you’ll truly enjoy yourself is when you realize you were right about the villain being Khan all along.

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Mom's Basement Comic Article about Star Trek Into Darkness by Bruce Osborne

Also, in a shameless plug to myself, check out Bruce Osborne on Facebook. I post/link all my stuff there, including chapters on a book I’m working on. Feel free to hit the ‘Like’ button as if you’re an addict.

I also write publish works of fiction on my Bruce Osborne Blog. Feel free to read, follow, or even hate my stuff. I don’t care if people like it, only that they read it.

There are too many movies for me to review in full, so I created a twitter account to give brief opinions on the many movies I view. If you wish to read my smart ass remarks, follow M.O.V.I.E. Reviewer @MutantOpossum.


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Khannnnnnn Reviewwwww!!!!!

15 May

Star Trek Into Darkness will be unleashed this weekend and I’ll be on a small island far away from the American continent. I’m hoping to view, review, and post something by this time next week but no promises. At the time of this writing I obviously haven’t seen it, but my guess for the villain is still Khan. Hence my retro review is of the first second Star Trek movie.

Mom's Basement Movie Article about Star Trek by Bruce Osborne

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Khan

This review of “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” is obviously a retrospective one that is written decades after its original release. I point this out because such a fact makes it impossible to write a review as if it came out yesterday. I try to be as objective to a film as possible, but Star Trek is such a huge franchise that it’s almost impossible to review one without comparing it to the others. That being said, “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” is the best Star Trek movie ever made. Granted “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” is more relatable and the more likable film, but Khan is the best of the classic Star Trek movies. It succeeds in every aspect of a movie with great writing, acting, and directing. ST2 is brilliantly paced and even twenty years later remains a shining example of great plot structure. The dialogue is similarly masterful with equal amounts of humor and drama to balance things out. The only downside to the great writing is that it practically holds down Herman Melville as they bloodily rip off “Moby Dick.” It is done on purpose, but I can’t help to think of what ST2 would be like without adapting Melville masterwork. The characters and acting also feel like that of a classic novel with strict characterizations. Everyone from Kirk to Khan has a deep fixture to the story despite their rather cheesy origins. And director Nicholas Meyer, one of the smartest people in film, delivers a well constructed narrative and makes good use of the special effects of the time. But what makes ST2 work above all else is the fact that it’s a real story. Not real as in true, but rather a story that explores human thought and motivation. The plot and drama of this film cuts like a knife and forms a great film containing both entertainment and deeper meanings. I could fall back on my Melville argument again and say that it’s unoriginal, but such a thought process is that of a prick. Khan adapts the theme of revenge very well and brings us one of the best films of the genre. And William Shatner didn’t even need to take his shirt off.

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Mom's Basement Movie Article about Star Trek by Bruce Osborne

Also, in a shameless plug to myself, check out Bruce Osborne on Facebook. I post/link all my stuff there, including chapters on a book I’m working on. Feel free to hit the ‘Like’ button as if you’re an addict.

I also write publish works of fiction on my Bruce Osborne Blog. Feel free to read, follow, or even hate my stuff. I don’t care if people like it, only that they read it.

There are too many movies for me to review in full, so I created a twitter account to give brief opinions on the many movies I view. If you wish to read my smart ass remarks, follow M.O.V.I.E. Reviewer @MutantOpossum.


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Justice League of Anonymous

11 May

The Movement #1

The Movement #1

I try to never fanboy about anything. I’m not saying I am never guilty of it, but I try to be aware of it when it happens. But when Gail Simone (Batgirl, Secret Six, Birds of Prey) writes a new team book about an underground crew of superhero misfits, it’s really hard not to behave like a fanboy in heat. The back of my mind tells me that there is not enough plot building or characterization to love this book to death, but then I remind myself this is a Gail Simone book and that voice is forced to shut up. I will say that this book has a lot of potential, but this first issue spends too much time creating a premise and trying to impress to be fully enjoyable. It is more than worthy to keep reading future issues, but people unfamiliar with the awesomeness of Gail Simone might not be as inclined.

The reason I think “The Movement” has such potential is because it is trying to be a superhero team comic that is relevant to today. This comic explores themes of losing faith in authority and taking matters into your own hands. It is a DC version of Anonymous or Occupy Wall Street if you will. It doesn’t do a great job introducing the characters, but it does quickly establish its gritty anti-authority tone. But this comic does one of those marketing things I hate; which is having Amanda Conner do a great cover, but have someone else do the interiors. Freddie Williams II’s art isn’t bad by any means, in fact the lackluster gritty design fits the tone of the comic, but I would be doing another fanboy flip if Conner did the panels as well as the cover.

Ultimately “The Movement” is a good comic that could turn into something great. Simone just tries to cram too much into one comic and doesn’t give the reader enough time to enjoy it. But I expect this comic to really open up down the road and give us something special outside the usual malarkey. My only concern is that DC won’t have the fortitude to let this comic take its natural progress. But they did hire Gail Simone to write this comic, and she has more gonads than anyone in the business.

Mom's Basement Comic Article about The Movement by Bruce Osborne

Also, in a shameless plug to myself, check out Bruce Osborne on Facebook. I post/link all my stuff there, including chapters on a book I’m working on. Feel free to hit the ‘Like’ button as if you’re an addict.

I also write publish works of fiction on my Bruce Osborne Blog. Feel free to read, follow, or even hate my stuff. I don’t care if people like it, only that they read it.

There are too many movies for me to review in full, so I created a twitter account to give brief opinions on the many movies I view. If you wish to read my smart ass remarks, follow M.O.V.I.E. Reviewer @MutantOpossum.


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Iron Man 3 Review

8 May

Iron Man 3

I’ve been decompressing “Iron Man 3” since watching the finished product because I’m conflicted as to what to think about it. A big part of me wants to go balls deep into loving this film to death, but there are just too many things wrong with it for me to grant my full devotion. There is a lot to like in this film, but I’m hard pressed to say that there is a lot to love. The writing alone wanted me to give this film a full compliment of five stars, but a few story decisions created a pothole to my enjoyment. There were also some other, more minor, factors that I didn’t enjoy, but one or two major flaws always has a way of highlighting the smaller ones.

Most of the film is very well written and contains a healthy amount of brains, humor, and guts to remind us why we like the Iron Man movies to begin with. The script creates a really strong pace and wastes no time getting down to business. Taking influence from Warren Ellis’s “Extremis” story and the inclusion of A.I.M. made this movie a treat for comic fans, and those aspects are explained well enough to audience members who don’t read. The Mandarin also starts out as a terrifying and intelligent villain, but it is that character that the film most flounders on as the movie unfolds. I won’t spoil it, but there is a plot twist about two-thirds of the way into the film. And it quickly becomes the singular worst scene in the movie. Plot wise it is confusing and the scene itself isn’t executed very well. They try to play it off like a joke, or how the movie “The Sting” ended, but it just falls flat on its face. Maybe if they hadn’t recruited such a great actor like Ben Kingsley I wouldn’t have had such a negative reaction to it. It’s like if you paid three hundred for a really good pie, but then just used it to slap in someone’s face.

The aforementioned plot twist was when IM3 really started to take a downwards turn for me. It never really got bad, but it is when the film lost the flavor for greatness. The film continued to be smart and witty, but never as much as it was before. The pacing and clever splicing of the Mandarin’s tapes was something that was deeply missed by the time the film’s final act ensued. What we end up with is a fairly cliché final battle where most of the action happens off screen because the film is too busy following Tony trying to rescue the princess. And to point out another flaw that really bugged me, the musical score was terrible. It doesn’t have to be Hans Zimmer every time, but they can do much better than this. Iron Man 3 - Iron PatroitAnd with this being the second film in a row with horrible music, it is something Marvel really really really really really really needs to work on. Plus, as a personal preference, I really missed the AC/DC. Tony’s love for classic hard rock was not only great acoustically, but it helped define him as a character.

However the big question everyone asks is: How does it rank among the other Marvel movies? If you read my “Avengers” review, you’ll know that I considered the first “Iron Man” to be the best of the franchise up to that point. So is IM3 better than IM1? No. But the problem is that I really wanted to think IM3 was the best so far. It opens so much stronger and has so much going for it that I spent the first hour thinking Marvel had actually outdone themselves. It even has a nice resolution at the end that would leave fans satisfied if this happened to be the last Iron Man film. But treating the Mandarin like a plot device rather than a character in his own right doesn’t do the film justice. It ranks up there with “Avengers,” but the first “Iron Man” is still king.

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Mom's Basement Movie Article about Iron Man 3 by Bruce Osborne

Also, in a shameless plug to myself, check out Bruce Osborne on Facebook. I post/link all my stuff there, including chapters on a book I’m working on. Feel free to hit the ‘Like’ button as if you’re an addict.

I also write publish works of fiction on my Bruce Osborne Blog. Feel free to read, follow, or even hate my stuff. I don’t care if people like it, only that they read it.

There are too many movies for me to review in full, so I created a twitter account to give brief opinions on the many movies I view. If you wish to read my smart ass remarks, follow M.O.V.I.E. Reviewer @MutantOpossum.


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Free Comic Book Day!!

4 May

Free Comic Book Day

The holiest of comic book nerd days has come once again. Free Comic Book Day! The first Saturday in May of every year the God of comic books, Archie, bestows upon us a selection of free comics so fans, new and old, might take in the wonder that is comic books. And as an extra added bonus, Archie has aligned the stars so that Iron Man 3 is released on the same weekend. So go see Iron Man 3 and swing by your comic book shop afterwards. You can get some free stuff while you engage in a healthy discussion about the movie. And give thanks to Archie.

I’m going to ignore the fact that Free Comic Book Day and Star Wars Day collide once again, and just list off some of the free comics that may be available at your local specialty shop.

Bongo Comics Free-For-All

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The Simpsons comic icon Bongo brings us a collection of four stories and games. It looks to be a worthy pickup for any fan of the show.

Superman: Last Son of Krypton #1

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This is a reprint of the comic by Geoff Johns, Richard Donner, and Adam Kubert. It is the epic story of Superman fighting General Zod and his Phantom Zone cellmates. It is also going to contain a special preview of the upcoming Superman movie, Man of Steel.

Star Wars

Stars Wars - Free Comic Book Day

This is a Star Wars Dark Horse comic staring Darth Vader and Boba Fett to serve as a gateway drug to the rest of Dark Horse’s comic line.

The Walking Dead

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What we have here is a collection of short stories featuring Tyrese, Michonne, The Governor, and Morgan. A must have for fans that contains stuff that you won’t find in the trade paperbacks.

Marvel: Infinity

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Marvel brings us a preview issue for Jonathan Hickman’s megastory Infinity.

Judge Dredd Classics

Judge Dredd Classics

Feel the love of the law in this reprint of old Judge Dredd stories.

The Tick

The Tick - Free Comic Book Day

Sppooooooonnnnnnn!!!!!

Mom's Basement Comic Article about Free Comic Book Day by Bruce Osborne

Also, in a shameless plug to myself, check out Bruce Osborne on Facebook. I post/link all my stuff there, including chapters on a book I’m working on. Feel free to hit the ‘Like’ button as if you’re an addict.

I also write publish works of fiction on my Bruce Osborne Blog. Feel free to read, follow, or even hate my stuff. I don’t care if people like it, only that they read it.

There are too many movies for me to review in full, so I created a twitter account to give brief opinions on the many movies I view. If you wish to read my smart ass remarks, follow M.O.V.I.E. Reviewer @MutantOpossum.

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