Greetings all! I hope the last few weeks of summer have found you well and filled with enjoyable movie thoughts. I’ve spent the last few weeks hunting down a movie suitable for the end of this glorious summer. I looked low and I looked high to find a movie that I could bring to you. It took time and a lot of hours watching only the finest of movies from the 80’s, but in the end…
“You asked me. You could have saved a lot of time if you would have listened to me in the first place.”
I know Cthulhu, I know. I just didn’t know if this was the right movie for my readers.
“Don’t you mean OUR readers?”
No. I mean my readers. I started this article, not you.
“No, but due to your worship of me and my powers to manipulate the masses, well you know, boom goes the dynamite. You get a fan and readers, and I get more souls when I make my triumphant return.”
That’s not how this worked. It was all me, Holly and Melvin for the blog space, and my love of movies. You were just supposed to help out on occasion. You know, a guest writer, or a bit of comedy when the article needed it.
“Yeah right, ya pansy. You need me. You need me to make this article pop. You need me to make…”
If you keep this up, I’m kicking you off the blog. And I mean that.
“Oh, okay. I’m sorry. Why don’t you get to the review. I’m sure YOUR readers are tired of listening to us bicker.”
Thank you. As I was saying, this weeks fantastic installment is the fine feature film from 1980, Roger Corman’s “Humanoids of the Deep”.